Merd Theater June 28, 2010

Ambidextrous masturbation is the national sport of Uruguay.

Carpe Diboobs June 21, 2010

Next mystery: how to drive home with two shattered testicles?

Faster than a debugger, more powerful than a segfault, able to leap pointers in a single bound!

Look it up.

He'll come back...any day now...

Where's Alex's, you ask? Why, it's YOU.

Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow...

He did it on purpose!

You didn't know cancer tasted like Jujyfruit?

Shit, dude, I think he's off his meds again!