Mike: This is another one of Alan's brilliant, yet under-appreciated scripts. I love it, but no one else seems to get it.
Alex: It probably doesn't help that the first comic about this was like 6 months ago. Or that Alan took this from weird old testament stuff.
Mike: That's why I added the nifty "Related to" drop-down in the top-right! Also, it's *technically* New Testament, not Old. You know, the whole Jewish Messiah thing.
Alex: I bet our legion of fan can't wait for our masterpiece about Job and the pillar of salt. (oops, spoilers!)
Alan: Actually, Mike wrote the first one, but he's too embarrassed to take credit.
Mike: THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SEA, ALAN!!!
ALAN: CAPS ARE YELLING MIKE! DON'T YELL AT ME FUCKER!
Alex: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FIGHTING! *sobs*
Mike: See what you've done, Alan? You woke up little Alex! Go back to bed, honey...everything's fine *sob*
Michelle: Quit fighting and just get to the make up sex already!
Mike: I don't know...Alan always makes me tell him I love him first.
Hesoos: Why are the two sidekicks giving Jesus a boob squeeze ?!
Michelle: Yeah, Michael, what's up with that? Just because you'd enjoy to be taken from behind by two hirsute, purple-nurple bequeathing men doesn't mean Jesus appreciated it!
Mike: What are you talking about? Jesus INVENTED the boob-squeeze AND the reach-around!
Hesoos: YES! But not to be performed on him.. Geez, show some respect for the creator for my sake!
Mike: @Hesoos: I think you want us all to back off so you and you alone can squeeze Jesus' boobs.
Alex: Are we going to hell for htis string of comments?
Mike: @Alex: Doubtful. I'm pretty sure Jesus was just some homeless guy with schizophrenia.
Alex: I still don't really understand this one.
Mike: This is another one of Alan's brilliant, yet under-appreciated scripts. I love it, but no one else seems to get it.
Alex: It probably doesn't help that the first comic about this was like 6 months ago. Or that Alan took this from weird old testament stuff.
Mike: That's why I added the nifty "Related to" drop-down in the top-right! Also, it's *technically* New Testament, not Old. You know, the whole Jewish Messiah thing.
Alex: I bet our legion of fan can't wait for our masterpiece about Job and the pillar of salt. (oops, spoilers!)
Alan: Actually, Mike wrote the first one, but he's too embarrassed to take credit.
Mike: THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SEA, ALAN!!!
ALAN: CAPS ARE YELLING MIKE! DON'T YELL AT ME FUCKER!
Alex: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FIGHTING! *sobs*
Mike: See what you've done, Alan? You woke up little Alex! Go back to bed, honey...everything's fine *sob*
Michelle: Quit fighting and just get to the make up sex already!
Mike: I don't know...Alan always makes me tell him I love him first.
Hesoos: Why are the two sidekicks giving Jesus a boob squeeze ?!
Michelle: Yeah, Michael, what's up with that? Just because you'd enjoy to be taken from behind by two hirsute, purple-nurple bequeathing men doesn't mean Jesus appreciated it!
Mike: What are you talking about? Jesus INVENTED the boob-squeeze AND the reach-around!
Hesoos: YES! But not to be performed on him.. Geez, show some respect for the creator for my sake!
Mike: @Hesoos: I think you want us all to back off so you and you alone can squeeze Jesus' boobs.
Alex: Are we going to hell for htis string of comments?
Mike: @Alex: Doubtful. I'm pretty sure Jesus was just some homeless guy with schizophrenia.