Of Droids and Lasagna April 12, 2010

(Pooky says): What up, lol?

Correspondence April 05, 2010

P.S. Want to get hot-wings tonight?

AIDS? That's ridiculous! You probably just have cancer.

...if only

What fetish site would that honeymoon tape go on and how can I sign up?

Mmmmmm....cake....

When a puzzle strikes, you must solve it! For example, 10 cows go down a cow chute at an average of pi/2 cows per deciliter...

Think I'm kidding? Ask Alex about the time I was supposed to see Princess Leia's tits...

I totally blew my New Year's Resolution not to make fun of Asians. At least I'm still animal porn free since 2009!