Merd Theater

June 28, 2010   

Ambidextrous masturbation is the national sport of Uruguay.


Michelle: I think the question should be "What wouldn't CS guys do with a noose?"

Dawginlaw: This is just so DAWG FUNNY!

Dawginlaw: Hey DIL, since I am a trusted dawg, why don't you provide me with a freaking program that will type in the verification letters for me automatically!

Mike: How do I know it's really you? For that matter, how do I know I'm really me??

Alex: Does DIL stand for dawg in law?

Mike: Fo' shiz

Michelle: "Barnaby Buckbuhler blithely besmirched his barnacled balls"? Is this all you are getting out of your educational pursuits?

Mike: Ham!

Alex: He also learned how to tie one hell of a noose from the guy's in the CS lab.

Mike: What would CS guys do with a noose?

Alex: Fucking kill them selves because they are CS majors.

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