Anonymous Asshole: Of course Alan has an Old Tyme pistol...
Alex: Sadly, Alan does in fact own a couple of old pistols. They were his grandfathers and one is the classic old .32 special with the breakway chamber design.
Mike: So what you're saying is: Alan's grandfather wanted me dead.
Michelle: Actually, I don't think your little plan worked, because I always comment!
Mike: But you need to recruit! What about all those French people you can converse with now? Ask them to find some cool people to visit our site.
The Truthman: This is what you get for saying wrong things like goats eat alumin(i)um!!
Michelle: Write more comics about buck futting and your French representation will go up ten-fold!
Michelle: And goats do too eat aluminumium!
Mike: @Michelle: Buck-futting? Sorry, but we have *standards* on this site.
Alex: We do, where? Where are these standards! DASH THEM UPON THE ROCKS, THE DIRTY SCOUNDRALS!
Mike: @Alex: Didn't we vote you president of the Nerd Theater Standards Committee after Alan insisted on doing ten comics in a row on the decline of post-1950's society?
Mike: Yay, a comment! It worked :)
Alex: That is fucking brilliant.
Anonymous Asshole: Of course Alan has an Old Tyme pistol...
Alex: Sadly, Alan does in fact own a couple of old pistols. They were his grandfathers and one is the classic old .32 special with the breakway chamber design.
Mike: So what you're saying is: Alan's grandfather wanted me dead.
Michelle: Actually, I don't think your little plan worked, because I always comment!
Mike: But you need to recruit! What about all those French people you can converse with now? Ask them to find some cool people to visit our site.
The Truthman: This is what you get for saying wrong things like goats eat alumin(i)um!!
Michelle: Write more comics about buck futting and your French representation will go up ten-fold!
Michelle: And goats do too eat aluminumium!
Mike: @Michelle: Buck-futting? Sorry, but we have *standards* on this site.
Alex: We do, where? Where are these standards! DASH THEM UPON THE ROCKS, THE DIRTY SCOUNDRALS!
Mike: @Alex: Didn't we vote you president of the Nerd Theater Standards Committee after Alan insisted on doing ten comics in a row on the decline of post-1950's society?