Alex: Note to readers: This is NOT how Mike got married. This is, though, he he found out he fucking LOVES trannies.
Mike: Well sure, if you define trannie as "a male or female who feels they were born the wrong gender and may seek sexual reassignment surgery", then who doesn't?
Dawginlaw: Hey, isn't that the dude that sold his ho of a wife to the colonial american in the background? How the hell did she grow the lower half of her body again?
Michelle: He's selling his wife, again???
Mike: No! It's a different perspective on the original "situation". You can't regrow the lower half of your body, sillies!
Michelle: Ohhh... so that's how he won the popular vote. And all this time I thought it was because of that silly hat!
Mike: Suck my nuts dry, you god-damned spam bots. We have comment captchas now, thanks to you. I'll see you in the lowest levels of hell!
MikeEatsChimpanzees: BUCKFUTTER!
ChimpanzeesEatMike: BUCKFUTTER!
Anonymous Asshole: Back Scratcher\
Alex: Banana hammock!
Dawginlaw: Wait!! That dude in the blue shirt did sell his HO again!
Michelle: Michael! What the hell are you doing boozing it up in a bar grabbing the boobs of some other chick?
Mike: "When boobs go un-grabbed, society crumbles" - Abraham Lincoln (probably)
Alex: In the comic we are both un-wed and childless. I'm pretty sure no one wants a comic about my daughter flipping off micheal and saying "Suck it." Wait, that's actually pretty funny....
Mike: You're going to teach her that for the next time we meet, aren't you?
Mike: Well sure, if you define trannie as "a male or female who feels they were born the wrong gender and may seek sexual reassignment surgery", then who doesn't?
Dawginlaw: Hey, isn't that the dude that sold his ho of a wife to the colonial american in the background? How the hell did she grow the lower half of her body again?
Michelle: He's selling his wife, again???
Mike: No! It's a different perspective on the original "situation". You can't regrow the lower half of your body, sillies!
Michelle: Ohhh... so that's how he won the popular vote. And all this time I thought it was because of that silly hat!
Mike: Suck my nuts dry, you god-damned spam bots. We have comment captchas now, thanks to you. I'll see you in the lowest levels of hell!
MikeEatsChimpanzees: BUCKFUTTER!
ChimpanzeesEatMike: BUCKFUTTER!
Anonymous Asshole: Back Scratcher\
Alex: Banana hammock!
Dawginlaw: Wait!! That dude in the blue shirt did sell his HO again!
Michelle: Michael! What the hell are you doing boozing it up in a bar grabbing the boobs of some other chick?
Mike: "When boobs go un-grabbed, society crumbles" - Abraham Lincoln (probably)
Alex: In the comic we are both un-wed and childless. I'm pretty sure no one wants a comic about my daughter flipping off micheal and saying "Suck it." Wait, that's actually pretty funny....
Mike: You're going to teach her that for the next time we meet, aren't you?