"...with a blackened heart, and a carrot nose, and two eyes that pierce your soul..."
Alan once got raped in a Waffle House on his birthday, but he'll still eat there.
We thought Alex had gone Jewish last Christmas when he didn't wear pants for 8 days. Turns out he was just hot.
These images in no way reflect the birthday party of a certain person whose name starts with a "D". wink
At least with this ending, those last two cinematic abominations wouldn't have been made.
