Anonymous Asshole: the bunny slippers are adorable
Rallo: Besides bunnies, I'd say my biggest fears are water and Republicans.
Michelle: Love the grape soda!
Mike: I'm totally going to hell. If not for this, then for my attempts to breed goats and homeless people.
Michelle: It all makes so much sense now. When you tell your wife you are going for an 'evening run,' it was just a euphemism for 'breeding goats and homeless people'?
Mike: It's no lie, since I often have to chase down the goats! I can tie up the homeless people, but the goats keep chewing through the ropes :(
Michelle: What about tin cans? Do they chew through tin cans?
Mike: Goats will eat anything, including your soul.
Michelle: I love how on their banner, they have a Bible verse, which is supposed to justify the amazingness of goats.
Emmet: I think everyone's missing the point here, which should CLEARLY be anticipation for a new master race! I'm thinking "Gobos", or maybe "Hoboats".
Michelle: Emmet, I think that's the best idea you've had since the narwhal report!
Mike: There's only one thing to do - learn the language of the goats, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time, our differences will be forgotten.
Michelle: Yeah, run that brilliant idea by your WIFE and see what she has to say!
Rallo: Besides bunnies, I'd say my biggest fears are water and Republicans.
Michelle: Love the grape soda!
Mike: I'm totally going to hell. If not for this, then for my attempts to breed goats and homeless people.
Michelle: It all makes so much sense now. When you tell your wife you are going for an 'evening run,' it was just a euphemism for 'breeding goats and homeless people'?
Mike: It's no lie, since I often have to chase down the goats! I can tie up the homeless people, but the goats keep chewing through the ropes :(
Michelle: What about tin cans? Do they chew through tin cans?
Mike: Goats will eat anything, including your soul.
Michelle: Apparently not! http://faithfulfarm.net/faq.shtml#6
Michelle: I love how on their banner, they have a Bible verse, which is supposed to justify the amazingness of goats.
Emmet: I think everyone's missing the point here, which should CLEARLY be anticipation for a new master race! I'm thinking "Gobos", or maybe "Hoboats".
Michelle: Emmet, I think that's the best idea you've had since the narwhal report!
Mike: There's only one thing to do - learn the language of the goats, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time, our differences will be forgotten.
Michelle: Yeah, run that brilliant idea by your WIFE and see what she has to say!