At least with this ending, those last two cinematic abominations wouldn't have been made.
Michelle: Why did Keanu die with his hand on his crotch?
Mike: I was wondering if someone would notice. In this version of The Matrix, Neo dies during a visit to the Woman in the Red Dress...
Alex: Herpes are real in the matrix.
Mike: The body cannot live with a blistered, itchy crotch.
Michelle: Poor Keanu... he didn't mean to hurt nobody!
Keanu Reeves: I deserve to die this way after The Lake House.
Keanu Reeves: My name is stupid, and I deserve to die before they make the sequels.
Keanu Reeves: But then again, my performance in such classic movies as "A Walk in the Clouds," "Speed" and "Sweet November" were so touching and inspiring, maybe intellectual cretins can not possibly begin to comprehend such genius and they should go bury their faces in fresh piles of feces?
A Plank of Wood: I knew Keanu in college and I can still act circles around that dude.
The other guy from Bill and Ted: I'll do things for food, like, sexual things.
Pauly Shore: I'm all over that shit. Here's a bagel: ( o )
Mike: I was wondering if someone would notice. In this version of The Matrix, Neo dies during a visit to the Woman in the Red Dress...
Alex: Herpes are real in the matrix.
Mike: The body cannot live with a blistered, itchy crotch.
Michelle: Poor Keanu... he didn't mean to hurt nobody!
Keanu Reeves: I deserve to die this way after The Lake House.
Keanu Reeves: My name is stupid, and I deserve to die before they make the sequels.
Keanu Reeves: But then again, my performance in such classic movies as "A Walk in the Clouds," "Speed" and "Sweet November" were so touching and inspiring, maybe intellectual cretins can not possibly begin to comprehend such genius and they should go bury their faces in fresh piles of feces?
A Plank of Wood: I knew Keanu in college and I can still act circles around that dude.
The other guy from Bill and Ted: I'll do things for food, like, sexual things.
Pauly Shore: I'm all over that shit. Here's a bagel: ( o )