Roomies

September 26, 2009   

I've pleased a woman before, right? RIGHT?


Michelle: Alex... what a creeper... wearing sunglasses at night.

Mike: Chicks dig sunglasses. Remember The Matrix?

Alex: If you were already hungover twice in a day, you would wear sunglasses also

Mike: The only other way I could think to distinguish Alex's and Alan's characters is by giving Alan some generous man-tits. We're talking some slammary mammaries here.

Alex: Give me the shades and still give Alan man-boobs

Mike: I'll give Alan 24 hours to opt-out of the man-boobs...

Michelle: There you go, bringing up "slammary mammaries," like always!

Mike: That does it! Alan's getting some man-titties. The kind that make you go "Would I? No, of course not...well, maybe."

Eric: I couldn't resist reading it... and, by the way, in my book tonight, I read about a researcher named Albert Mammary. I'm not kidding. Ha!

Mike: I'm sure he was popular with the ladies. You know, since the guys were constantly kicking his ass.

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