Michelle: Maybe you need to put streamers on the handlebars?
Mike: Yes, I'm sure that would significantly decrease the ridicule.
Michelle: OR, you could simply quit fooling yourself and buy a damned Mac already. The Mac community would embrace you, Michael. Come, come into the light!
Mike: NEVER! I would rather be scorched by the heat of a 1000 suns!
Anonymous Asshole: Well said crap-book hater !
Michelle: Yeah, because those douchebags on campus NEVER have a Dell because they had to leave it in the freezer due to overheating.
Alex: What does that mean? Do PC's over heat? Do Mac's not make heat? Do they not make heat because they never do anything besides iTunes, WoW and shemale rape porn?
Mike: There's no way ANY device can play shemale rape porn without producing heat; it's against the laws of thermogaynamics.
Michelle: WTF is shemale rape porn?
Mike: Ummmm...I'll tell you when you're older. WAAAY older.
Michelle: If it is anything like hello.JPEG, then perhaps it is best we talk about other things... like, fluffy kittens, dandelions... bumblebees!
Michelle: Maybe you need to put streamers on the handlebars?
Mike: Yes, I'm sure that would significantly decrease the ridicule.
Michelle: OR, you could simply quit fooling yourself and buy a damned Mac already. The Mac community would embrace you, Michael. Come, come into the light!
Mike: NEVER! I would rather be scorched by the heat of a 1000 suns!
Anonymous Asshole: Well said crap-book hater !
Michelle: Yeah, because those douchebags on campus NEVER have a Dell because they had to leave it in the freezer due to overheating.
Alex: What does that mean? Do PC's over heat? Do Mac's not make heat? Do they not make heat because they never do anything besides iTunes, WoW and shemale rape porn?
Mike: There's no way ANY device can play shemale rape porn without producing heat; it's against the laws of thermogaynamics.
Michelle: WTF is shemale rape porn?
Mike: Ummmm...I'll tell you when you're older. WAAAY older.
Michelle: If it is anything like hello.JPEG, then perhaps it is best we talk about other things... like, fluffy kittens, dandelions... bumblebees!