Alan once got raped in a Waffle House on his birthday, but he'll still eat there.
Michelle: Funny how Michael says nothing about his love affair with Denny's toast!
Mike: Oh yeah...I remember a long time ago calculating how many meals of Denny's Toast I could buy with the $16 I had on me should I need to run away at some point.
Anonymous Asshole: That's not sentence in the remotest sense.
Britches: Yeah, well your Mom's not a LADY in the remotest sense!
Michelle: What's not sentence?
Mike: Someone can't make sentence!
Michelle: I was making fun of the Anonymous Asshole!
Mike: Oh yeah...I remember a long time ago calculating how many meals of Denny's Toast I could buy with the $16 I had on me should I need to run away at some point.
Anonymous Asshole: That's not sentence in the remotest sense.
Britches: Yeah, well your Mom's not a LADY in the remotest sense!
Michelle: What's not sentence?
Mike: Someone can't make sentence!
Michelle: I was making fun of the Anonymous Asshole!
Mike: YOU LIE!
Anonymous Asshole: You're all liars!!!