If she asks why you couldn't get her chocolates this year, lie your ass off.
And that burger-flipping robot went on to become President of the United States.
I think it's only a traffic violation if she doesn't swallow.
Personally, I'd leave out the ball gag. Raped goat screams are an ear delicacy.
In reality, Robin took the Batmobile for a joy ride, ran over the Joker, and shit his pants in the process.