Banana Pants


Patent pending, you greedy fuckers.

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South of the Border


If she asks why you couldn't get her chocolates this year, lie your ass off.

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The Towel


Besides AIDS and cats, I think this is Alan's greatest fear.

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The Nth Degree


And that burger-flipping robot went on to become President of the United States.

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Caution Where It Counts


I think it's only a traffic violation if she doesn't swallow.

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What...is...Alan?


Luckily, he was still under warranty.

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Aristotle Be Damned


Blow me, media

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Best Christmas Of All Time


Personally, I'd leave out the ball gag. Raped goat screams are an ear delicacy.

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The Hand


Give'em a hand folks!

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Jingle Bells...


In reality, Robin took the Batmobile for a joy ride, ran over the Joker, and shit his pants in the process.

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