Anonymous: You forgot a step, once you stuff body parts in a garbage bag, you're supposed to drop them in an ocean current so they get carried out to the Atlantic.
Mike: Alex is neither as clever, nor as handsome as Dexter.
DIL: You mean you 'discovered' banana pants because Ario Giobanani, already premiered it in the United states of Whateva fashion show!
Anonymous Asshole: Looks like Mike's been porkin' out there. They call him Mix Master Pork.
Mike: You've been porkin' out on buckets of llama dung!
Anonymous Asshole: Sadly, been outta llama dung for awhile now.
Llama: Wait for it...wait for it...ahhhhhhhh. There you go!
Mike: Alex is neither as clever, nor as handsome as Dexter.
DIL: You mean you 'discovered' banana pants because Ario Giobanani, already premiered it in the United states of Whateva fashion show!
Anonymous Asshole: Looks like Mike's been porkin' out there. They call him Mix Master Pork.
Mike: You've been porkin' out on buckets of llama dung!
Anonymous Asshole: Sadly, been outta llama dung for awhile now.
Llama: Wait for it...wait for it...ahhhhhhhh. There you go!