If she asks why you couldn't get her chocolates this year, lie your ass off.
Dancinpete: Why does Gramps not have eyes? WHERE ARE HIS EYES?
Mike: Either he has no soul or THOSE ARE GLASSES.
Dancinpete: BLUE MAN, WHERE YOUR FEET AT?
Tracy Morgan: I'm suing you, bitch! WHERE YOUR MONEY AT?
Anonymous Asshole: Because of all of the talk about poop and throwing up, I dreamt about throwing up poop. When my dream self opened my mouth to throw up a mouthful of poop, this horrendous farting noise came out, followed by a huge amount of chunky poop. So thanks, Mike. Thanks.
Mike: I never dreamed that Nerd Theater would touch so many lives. *sniff* :')
Dancinpete: How do I lobby against those douche-b butt lickers who suggested that this is one of the worst comics on the web? I want to rub their faces in their own excrement.
Mike: Join the Bad Web Comics wiki and attack their masculinity!
Dancinpete: I joined, but the website seems really dumb.
Mike: Either he has no soul or THOSE ARE GLASSES.
Dancinpete: BLUE MAN, WHERE YOUR FEET AT?
Tracy Morgan: I'm suing you, bitch! WHERE YOUR MONEY AT?
Anonymous Asshole: Because of all of the talk about poop and throwing up, I dreamt about throwing up poop. When my dream self opened my mouth to throw up a mouthful of poop, this horrendous farting noise came out, followed by a huge amount of chunky poop. So thanks, Mike. Thanks.
Mike: I never dreamed that Nerd Theater would touch so many lives. *sniff* :')
Dancinpete: How do I lobby against those douche-b butt lickers who suggested that this is one of the worst comics on the web? I want to rub their faces in their own excrement.
Mike: Join the Bad Web Comics wiki and attack their masculinity!
Dancinpete: I joined, but the website seems really dumb.
Mike: Did you clamor for us to get a review?