I think it's only a traffic violation if she doesn't swallow.
Dancinpete: Hey! I tried to go to nerdtheatre.com, but it says the url expired on the 23rd. What the F?
Anonymous Asshole: why would you need a condom for a bj?
Mike: With Alex, it never stops at a beej.
Anonymous Asshole: if it gets to a beej, there's gonna be some fuckin going on. And when I fuck bitches, they stay fucked. Twice!
DIL: This is a perfectly normal comic. There is nothing unsanitary about a beej or a pizza on the crotch, besides, isn't that how you are supposed to enjoy a slice while drinking?
Mike: Amen, brother.
Alex: Man, This comic is about me and I'm still grossed out by you two. For real, grab a fucking paper towel or something.
Anonymous Asshole: They would, but the paper towel dispenser was empty!
Anonymous Asshole: why would you need a condom for a bj?
Mike: With Alex, it never stops at a beej.
Anonymous Asshole: if it gets to a beej, there's gonna be some fuckin going on. And when I fuck bitches, they stay fucked. Twice!
DIL: This is a perfectly normal comic. There is nothing unsanitary about a beej or a pizza on the crotch, besides, isn't that how you are supposed to enjoy a slice while drinking?
Mike: Amen, brother.
Alex: Man, This comic is about me and I'm still grossed out by you two. For real, grab a fucking paper towel or something.
Anonymous Asshole: They would, but the paper towel dispenser was empty!