Best Christmas Of All Time

January 03, 2011   

Personally, I'd leave out the ball gag. Raped goat screams are an ear delicacy.


Dancinpete: Oh, my god...the GOAT'S FACE!

GOAT: MMHMHMHMMMMHMMMHM!!!!!

Dancinpete: All this time I thought the red thing was the goat's tongue. Good lord! You're a creeper!

Mike: Yes, that is a ball-gag on the goat. We here at Nerd Theater know no shame!

Anonymous Asshole: Is the ball in the goat's mouth it's own?

Dancinpete: Understatement of LAST YEAR! I say "last year" because this year is practically a fetus.

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