I totally blew my New Year's Resolution not to make fun of Asians. At least I'm still animal porn free since 2009!
Mike: Could be...know anyone who can read Kanji?
Anonymous Asshole: What's the box in Alan's hands have in it?
Mike: Little blue pills for big pastey-white fun!
Michelle: "Animal porn free," eh? How's that working out for you?
Mike: Hardest thing I've had to do since I went horse porn free last year.