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Escalator to Hell
January 30, 2010
Think I'm kidding? Ask Alex about the time I was supposed to see Princess Leia's tits...
Michelle
: I thought it was Natalie Portman's tits?
Mike
: If only! Nope, I was given the promise of previously unseen tit action in a Leia/Jabba scene. That promise was left...unfulfilled.
Alex
: It was probably the best stunt ever, right after showing the whole school a picture of Mike naked, posing in seductive ways for his girlfriend.
Mike
: Pro-tip #1 for kids: encrypt all pictures that contain your junk.
Mike
: Pro-tip #2 for kids: don't take pictures of your junk.
Alex
: Pro-tip #Z for Mike: You cannot hide from me, you can only prolong the enevitable.
Mike
: Will you...be gentle?
Alex
: Pro-tip# Q2R: NO.
Michelle
: Then... what was all the fuss about Natalie Portman's tits?
Mike
: They're tits...and they're attached to Natalie Portman. If that doesn't qualify for a fuss, I'm not sure what does.
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Mike: If only! Nope, I was given the promise of previously unseen tit action in a Leia/Jabba scene. That promise was left...unfulfilled.
Alex: It was probably the best stunt ever, right after showing the whole school a picture of Mike naked, posing in seductive ways for his girlfriend.
Mike: Pro-tip #1 for kids: encrypt all pictures that contain your junk.
Mike: Pro-tip #2 for kids: don't take pictures of your junk.
Alex: Pro-tip #Z for Mike: You cannot hide from me, you can only prolong the enevitable.
Mike: Will you...be gentle?
Alex : Pro-tip# Q2R: NO.
Michelle: Then... what was all the fuss about Natalie Portman's tits?
Mike: They're tits...and they're attached to Natalie Portman. If that doesn't qualify for a fuss, I'm not sure what does.