Split-her Cell July 11, 2011

Always keep an emergency stash of popcorn buried in the backyard.

A Silent Christmas July 04, 2011

Derp

Anyone catch that episode of SNL in the last 10 years that was actually funny? Me neither.

The argument was over Peter North's penis size.

Unmolested clone parts fetch quite a price on the Black Market.

This is also how Alex wins Monopoly.

Whatever.

It's not illegal on international waters.

When we say FUCK BIN LADEN, we mean it!