Dancinpete: Of course it was about some dude's peen...
Mike: Some guy? SOME GUY?!? Peter North moves for no man!
Anonymous Asshole: See, in my head we were arguing about something like how to calculate the volume of a cylinder, but you wanted to know the volume of Peter Norths cylinder
Mike: His penis is not a straight-up cylinder, so the traditional "area of base times height" formula is a poor approximation. With a proper girth function in hand, though, we could use calculus to integrate over length to obtain volume.
Mike: Some guy? SOME GUY?!? Peter North moves for no man!
Anonymous Asshole: See, in my head we were arguing about something like how to calculate the volume of a cylinder, but you wanted to know the volume of Peter Norths cylinder
Mike: His penis is not a straight-up cylinder, so the traditional "area of base times height" formula is a poor approximation. With a proper girth function in hand, though, we could use calculus to integrate over length to obtain volume.
Dancinpete: Ewies.