The Original Hangout September 26, 2011

The rope is made from his intestines.

A Day To Remember September 11, 2011

Knock knock. Who's there? Ichthys. Ichthys who? Ichthys a bad time to come over?

Give me a fucking pamphlet. I DARE YOU.

To be fair, his fiancee was a cardboard cutout of Kristen Schaal

Pro tip: these products do not make great pool toys.

It was the frog, I tell you! He was a ship captain in search of adventure and once took Manhattan!

If you ask me, dinosaurs were the Jews of the late Cretaceous.

In case you forgot, Leonard's lactose-intolerant!

Fuck you, Greg.