The Clone Venture

June 06, 2011   

Unmolested clone parts fetch quite a price on the Black Market.


Anonymous Asshole: This might be one of my favorite comics we've ever done. Clones, video games, handy-jays. It's got everything you could want in a comic.

Dancinpete: Congratulations, your legion of fan is horrified.

Anonymous Asshole: Think Venture Brothers, less Dr.Moreau

Mike: I am a gentle lover.

Anonymous Asshole: Do you salt the rim in a sperm collins?

Anonymous Asshole: Yes, but only have you gently heat till brown in a sauce pan.

Mike: Stop the Internet. I want to get off.

Anonymous Asshole: Wow, is today your annual over-used cliche holiday mike?

Mike: No, it's the day I bore out your colon with a sharpened toothbrush and fill it with salt. Bend over, fucker.

Anonymous Asshole: <====== ANONYMOUS, ASSHOLE! You can rape my ass if you can find my ass, bitch.

Mike: I'll rape someone else so hard you'll still feel it.

Mike: And that someone else is you.

Anonymous Asshole: That makes as much sense as your penis

Asshole Anonymous: Penises just don't make sense.

Anonymous Asshole: they do for the right kind of lady

Mike: What's with all of these anonymous assholes? SHOW YOURSELVES!

Dancinpete: It's your own damn fault!

Dancinpete: Okay...what's with the third, rather lumpy head in the wheelbarrow?

Mike: That is a failed clone of YOU.

Dancinpete: That's what I get for being a fan! What of my awesome comic I made for your pansy asses? Sniff...

Anonymous Asshole: Call your brother and tell him to pull the loaf of banana bread out of his ass and post your comci

Dancinpete: Loaf of banana bread? That explains so much...

Dancinpete: The comic ended up turning into a silent movie. Also, it is bad. Terrible, even. Awesomely badly terrible.

Anonymous Asshole: I saw it, it was funny

Mike: Post it where? The thing's like 50 megs!

Anonymous Asshole: Convert it to flash and put it up, doucher.

Dancinpete: Yeah!...Doucher!

ecuador_batch: Your comic just got read in South America.

Mike: Nerd Theater is now internationally renowned. Suck it, PvP.

Dancinpete: You've been internationally renowned for ages, ho bucket!

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