If every fan of Nerd Theater banded together, we might be able to afford a cup of coffee!
And if she sings during sex, my boner lasts forever. Goodnight, kids.
It was majestic. Like seeing a baby bunny cry tears of joy on top of mountain of doves.
The other piece of rope is to tie around your junk. Might as well go out with a bang.
He's like the Rocketeer, except a bear. Plus he mauls people instead of saving them.