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My Chico of Death
February 04, 2012
Alex pulled a coveted "SUFFOCATED BY BOOBIES" death.
Mike
: The top Google search for this month that has brought people to Nerd Theater is "dildo ball". Do we win the internets?
Dancinpete
: ... Congratulations?
Mike
: Good evening, sir. Did you come here looking for a dildo ball?
Dancinpete
: I typed in "Proof that Mike is a homo ungulate," and this site was top of the list.
Mike
: You've made a powerful enemy today.
Dancinpete
: What are you going to do? Wave your little ungulate hooves at me?
Mike
: I will swing around wildly in a circle and use my ungulate rear-end to fling poo on you.
Dancinpete
: Is that an even or odd-toed ungulate rear end? ... You know what? I don't want to know.
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Dancinpete: ... Congratulations?
Mike: Good evening, sir. Did you come here looking for a dildo ball?
Dancinpete: I typed in "Proof that Mike is a homo ungulate," and this site was top of the list.
Mike: You've made a powerful enemy today.
Dancinpete: What are you going to do? Wave your little ungulate hooves at me?
Mike: I will swing around wildly in a circle and use my ungulate rear-end to fling poo on you.
Dancinpete: Is that an even or odd-toed ungulate rear end? ... You know what? I don't want to know.