I realize the irony of making this point on a web comic, asshole.
These are redeemable for blowjobs in China and your mom's boudoir.
If my kid grows up to be a Visual Basic programmer, I'm going to commit suicide.
Krishna is "a god-child, a prankster, a model lover, a divine hero and the Supreme Being." I can think of no better god to represent Alex.
Alex helped Ethics Man's dying mother win a landmark court case to receive euthanasia. After banging her, of course.
Alan actually wrote that shit. Ladies, please hold your orgasms.
