Stick-y Diagnosis

October 26, 2011

Alan loves those piles of sticks, if you get my drift.

DIL: What happened here is another classic case of getting confused between flatulence and a ringing mobile phone!

Mike: Your obsession with flatulence is...flattering?

DIL: Blame me not! I had to endure unmentionable stenches as long as I was within a mile's radius of my DIL owing to his stinted ablution habit.

Mike: DIL = Deer In Limbo?