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Ursa Major Trading Cards
June 04, 2012
These are redeemable for blowjobs in China and your mom's boudoir.
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Dancinpete
: I would like to place an order for my (free) Nerd Theater Ursa Major trading cards, preeze.
Dancinpete
: Also, please buy Portal 2, because we need to finish the multiplayer campaign!
Mike
: Of course, sir! We have 10,000 "Jerry" cards in stock. All others are on back order. We will accept payment in the form of Portal 2.
Dancinpete
: Curse youse!
Anonymous Asshole
: youse: a second-person plural pronoun that should totally be added to English 2.0
Dancinpete
: Michael loves that word more than anything, so I try to use it frequently.
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Dancinpete: Also, please buy Portal 2, because we need to finish the multiplayer campaign!
Mike: Of course, sir! We have 10,000 "Jerry" cards in stock. All others are on back order. We will accept payment in the form of Portal 2.
Dancinpete: Curse youse!
Anonymous Asshole: youse: a second-person plural pronoun that should totally be added to English 2.0
Dancinpete: Michael loves that word more than anything, so I try to use it frequently.