If my kid grows up to be a Visual Basic programmer, I'm going to commit suicide.
Dancinpete: Love it!
Mike: Kids these days just don't respect mathematical conventions. It's for their own damn good!
Dancinpete: I remember a certain little boy who didn't respect mathematical conventions, and he was told by a goat-esque teacher he would be terrible at math. And now look at him!
Mike: Somebody will eventually find his body floating in the river.
batchburner: Cool is relative. Those who would define what is cool only have their own best interests in mind, to your detriment.
Anonymous Asshole: Your mom is relative. Well, a relative.
Mike: Kids these days just don't respect mathematical conventions. It's for their own damn good!
Dancinpete: I remember a certain little boy who didn't respect mathematical conventions, and he was told by a goat-esque teacher he would be terrible at math. And now look at him!
Mike: Somebody will eventually find his body floating in the river.
batchburner: Cool is relative. Those who would define what is cool only have their own best interests in mind, to your detriment.
Anonymous Asshole: Your mom is relative. Well, a relative.