Distilled

July 25, 2011   

In case you forgot, Leonard's lactose-intolerant!


Mike: I would have made the rest of the cast, but I ran out of socks!

Anonymous Asshole: Why do you only have two socks, and how do you have a sock with boobs?

Anonymous Asshole: Oh man I can't wait for that one scene with where the awkward asperger's nerd doesn't understand awkward jew nerd or awkward ethnic nerd.

Anonymous Asshole: I can't stand every douche (nerds can be douches too) on this planet constantly talking about this crap show.

Anonymous Asshole: but....aren't you talking about this show now too?

Anonymous Asshole: And a constant laugh track. We musn't forget that

Mike: How else would we know what's funny?

Seminonymous Asshole: Now sell t shirts on thinkgeek!

Anonymous Asshole: no. never.

Mike: We could sell actual Big Bang Theory sock puppets.

Dancinpete: Whoa! I get it now. This show sucks, that's what's wrong with it! Thank you, sock puppets!

Dancinpete: Oh, and I've noticed that somebody, not gonna name names, but somebody hasn't been adding WTF links to his comic posts. Every time you make a WTF link, an angel gets its wings and flies to an angel without wings and gets it on with that angel. Since Nerd Theater supports sex, MAKE A GODDAMNED WTF LINK!

Mike: Haters gonna hate, yo.

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