And the Witness Too

Michelle: Did you HAVE to set the little teddy bear on fire, too?

Mike: He knew too much!

Anonymous Asshole: Is that a paddle ball?

jinksy: for some reason this is seems oddly familiar...

Mike: That's the mouse, not a paddle ball

Alex: That looks like my bosses F-150 pickup

Mike: Sweet! I used images of an F-150 pickup as my model. For the woman, I used images of YOUR MOM.

Michelle: And the bear? What about the bear?

Alex: do you think my mom is pretty?

Mike: I used Alex's mom for the bear too. She's one hot bear.

The Goat: How about the guy in green ? I think he should jump too. One can never believe oneself to be confidential..

Mike: I think he plans to get a sex change, move to Norway, and start a punk rock group for teens.

A: anyone who doesn't kill unnecessary processes...shouldn't get the internet for 2 weeks...*soup nazi voice* "no internet for you !"

Mike: Agreed! And the same for anyone who doesn't plug a broken external drive into their wife's PC and have it explode.