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DancinPete: ...why???

Mike: Why what?

DancinPete: You two need to work on your conflict resolution skills! Beheading is just not what friends do!

Anonymous Asshole: What if he deserved it? Maybe he took Alex's Lucky Charms!

Anonymous Asshole: What if Mikes is just a big fat jerk.

DancinPete: He may be smelly, but he's no jerk!

Mike: Thank...you?

Anonymous Asshole: but he totally has small penis, look at face!

DancinPete: Backhanded compliments are the best! Love ya, buddy!

Anonymous Asshole: heres a forehanded compliment: You have a small cock, suck me off.

Anonymous Asshole with better grammar: Go back to china bitch (Anonymous asshole)!

Anonymous Tight Asshole: Guys, guys! You're BOTH assholes in my book.

Anonymous Loose Asshole: My real name is Michael!

Anonymous Awesome Asshole : Tell us something we don't already know!

Anonymouse's Asshole: I'm a mouse's asshole! :D