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Adamantium Heart No More
September 08, 2009
Don't do it, Alan! Who will do karaoke at the Nerd Theater Christmas party?
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Where the Watermelons Grow
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Take It From Me, Alan
Anonymous Asshole
: Is that a webcam in the window?
Mike
: I'm in talks with people about getting the footage into either an after-school special or a commercial for Nike.
Michelle
: Why must you kill off Alan? It's his penchant for berets, isn't it?
Mike
: They're not even real hats! Putting the fabric version of a drowned rat on your head doesn't make you look cool.
Michelle
: You're obviously jealous because the French have more style in their fingernail clippings than the rest of the world!
French Guy
: Je suis la grande fromage!
Michelle
: Je sais que c'est toi, Michael! Sors du placard!
French Guy
: Je ne suis pas Michael! Tu es un malodorant poisson!
Michelle
: Je vais être plus claire: Fais ton coming out!
French Guy
: Je ne vais pas sortir, tu pètes singe mouillé!
Michelle
: Tu es une faiseuse d'ange !
French Guy
: Tu es un pédophile raciste!
Michelle
: Tu es un pot à tabac!
French Guy
: Vous merde raisins floue!
Michelle
: Tu as de la culotte de cheval!
Mike
: French guys are ghey
Michelle
: Where is Alan in all of this? OUT WITH YOU!
Alan
: I'd be jacking off while choking my self, duh.
Mike
: Why...why did you take your shirt off?
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Mike: I'm in talks with people about getting the footage into either an after-school special or a commercial for Nike.
Michelle: Why must you kill off Alan? It's his penchant for berets, isn't it?
Mike: They're not even real hats! Putting the fabric version of a drowned rat on your head doesn't make you look cool.
Michelle: You're obviously jealous because the French have more style in their fingernail clippings than the rest of the world!
French Guy: Je suis la grande fromage!
Michelle: Je sais que c'est toi, Michael! Sors du placard!
French Guy: Je ne suis pas Michael! Tu es un malodorant poisson!
Michelle: Je vais être plus claire: Fais ton coming out!
French Guy: Je ne vais pas sortir, tu pètes singe mouillé!
Michelle: Tu es une faiseuse d'ange !
French Guy: Tu es un pédophile raciste!
Michelle: Tu es un pot à tabac!
French Guy: Vous merde raisins floue!
Michelle: Tu as de la culotte de cheval!
Mike: French guys are ghey
Michelle: Where is Alan in all of this? OUT WITH YOU!
Alan: I'd be jacking off while choking my self, duh.
Mike: Why...why did you take your shirt off?