Mike: Perfect! ...what do you suppose is in Alex's brown paper bag?
Anonymous Asshole: I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's Alex's poo
Alex: Condoms, cause that skank D.A. been round the block, if you get me
Mike: You need an entire bag's worth?
Alex: I got a big dick, what can I say?
Mike: I'm fairly certain that a penis whose size truly necessitated a brown-bag-sized condom would capture one's body's entire blood supply during an erection, thus killing its host.
Alex: That is because you have a small penis, and doubt both my girth and my stamina. Fag.
Mike: Why do all of our conversations end with you extolling the girth of your cock?
Alex: Because you are fascinated with my big dick, you queerdo.
Mike: If I'm so fascinated with your dick, why did I compress my digital pictures of it to JPEG and delete the originals; thus introducing an unrecoverable loss of quality?
Alex: Because you thought if you used a crappy image format your crappy old iPod might be willing to show pictures, so you could jack off in the bathroom everytime you went for a pee break.
Michelle: But, Michael... why did you have photos of it in the first place?
Anonymous Asshole: I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's Alex's poo
Alex: Condoms, cause that skank D.A. been round the block, if you get me
Mike: You need an entire bag's worth?
Alex: I got a big dick, what can I say?
Mike: I'm fairly certain that a penis whose size truly necessitated a brown-bag-sized condom would capture one's body's entire blood supply during an erection, thus killing its host.
Alex: That is because you have a small penis, and doubt both my girth and my stamina. Fag.
Mike: Why do all of our conversations end with you extolling the girth of your cock?
Alex: Because you are fascinated with my big dick, you queerdo.
Mike: If I'm so fascinated with your dick, why did I compress my digital pictures of it to JPEG and delete the originals; thus introducing an unrecoverable loss of quality?
Alex: Because you thought if you used a crappy image format your crappy old iPod might be willing to show pictures, so you could jack off in the bathroom everytime you went for a pee break.
Michelle: But, Michael... why did you have photos of it in the first place?
Mike: I don't think I understand the question.