Mike: Sure, let's go with the anti-corporate angle. It makes it seem like there's more going on here.
Alan: I like it
Mike: God, I'm so witty.
The Real Mike: God damn right I am.
The Realer Mike: And I love eating dirty ass hole
The Realtor Mike: Buy a fucking house from me
No, for real, this is Mike: I wear my wife's underwear and practice auto-erotic asphyxiation when she isn't home
Mike for real real, not for play play: Does it count as auto-erotic asphyxiation if you're just imagining a belt around your neck?
Mikes' deep seated sense of shame: My mind is so powerful that upon imagining the belt, a crip black belt of leather appears around my throat as I jack off to mental images of Alan pleasuring him self with a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale bottle
Alan: This is asinine! What if the FBI finds out that I pleasure myself with Pale Ale bottles?
Mike: Sure, let's go with the anti-corporate angle. It makes it seem like there's more going on here.
Alan: I like it
Mike: God, I'm so witty.
The Real Mike: God damn right I am.
The Realer Mike: And I love eating dirty ass hole
The Realtor Mike: Buy a fucking house from me
No, for real, this is Mike: I wear my wife's underwear and practice auto-erotic asphyxiation when she isn't home
Mike for real real, not for play play: Does it count as auto-erotic asphyxiation if you're just imagining a belt around your neck?
Mikes' deep seated sense of shame: My mind is so powerful that upon imagining the belt, a crip black belt of leather appears around my throat as I jack off to mental images of Alan pleasuring him self with a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale bottle
Alan: This is asinine! What if the FBI finds out that I pleasure myself with Pale Ale bottles?