Apology by way of Analogy

August 19, 2009

How do you know you didn't get it from a toilet seat?

Mike: I wish men would put my junk in thier trunks :(

Alex: Also, Alan found out that martinis make his ass bleed.

The Real Mike: What would these men do with all that junk in their trunks?

Alex: Probably have room to spare

Mike: Are you calling me fat or loose?

Alex: Yes