Alex: Descartes? What a noob, everyone knows that Socrates "Self Sacrifice in name of beliefs" move is the game breaker
Mike: What if Thomas Aquinas uses his "Philosopher's Stone" attack to render Socrates immortal? Using the famous man-mortal syllogism and modus tollens, we may also conclude that Immortal Socrates is no longer a man!
Alex: Yea, but having been rendered immortal he renders all subsequent philosophers irrelevent and becomes "The Godfather" of thought
Mike: But with his new found wisdom, does Immortal Socrates forfeit the game to ascend towards a higher plane of thought or does he pwn some n00bz?
Alex: Dude, it's just a game. He pwns 400bz, duh.
Mike: Alan, this is where you'd pipe in with an insightful philosophical comment to demonstrate how smart you are. I'm gonna have to dock you a few points for me having to explain it to you.
Mike: What if Thomas Aquinas uses his "Philosopher's Stone" attack to render Socrates immortal? Using the famous man-mortal syllogism and modus tollens, we may also conclude that Immortal Socrates is no longer a man!
Alex: Yea, but having been rendered immortal he renders all subsequent philosophers irrelevent and becomes "The Godfather" of thought
Mike: But with his new found wisdom, does Immortal Socrates forfeit the game to ascend towards a higher plane of thought or does he pwn some n00bz?
Alex: Dude, it's just a game. He pwns 400bz, duh.
Mike: Alan, this is where you'd pipe in with an insightful philosophical comment to demonstrate how smart you are. I'm gonna have to dock you a few points for me having to explain it to you.
Anonymous Asshole: Nietzsche Nietzsche Nietzsche Nietzsche Nietzsche
God: Nietzsche is dead.
Michelle: No, God is dead. ... Or in the T.V. ... I can never remember which.