This is why we had a stuffed ape for our Gutsy Gibbon party. They're surprisingly cheap to rent.
Michelle: A leopard wouldn't have consumed your colon. A leopard would have just snapped your neck and dragged you up into a tree to eat at a later time, but at least it wouldn't start from the colon up!
Mike: I think a leopard would consider starting with the colon if it had to listen to a crusty old man in a turtle-neck say the word "innovation" one more time!
Michelle: No, the leopard would probably ignore the crusty old man in the turtle-neck because he is a vegan and is too sinewy and gross. The pot-bellied buffoon who feeds on the flesh of lesser beasts would definitely be more appealing.
Mike: And who exactly is this "pot-bellied buffoon"?
Jinksy: heh?
Michelle: Y'know... just, uh... sayin' stuff... 'n junk...
Mike: I guess in the end we can all agree that Macs are totally gay :)
Alex: I worked on your dads Suburban, heard about your car
Alex: Fords are teh suxzor
Alex: Also, did you think of this comic during a meeting on campus about Ubuntu?
Mike: No, everyone's a Mac user in my lab. Mostly because the boss is a Mac user.
Mike: I think a leopard would consider starting with the colon if it had to listen to a crusty old man in a turtle-neck say the word "innovation" one more time!
Michelle: No, the leopard would probably ignore the crusty old man in the turtle-neck because he is a vegan and is too sinewy and gross. The pot-bellied buffoon who feeds on the flesh of lesser beasts would definitely be more appealing.
Mike: And who exactly is this "pot-bellied buffoon"?
Jinksy: heh?
Michelle: Y'know... just, uh... sayin' stuff... 'n junk...
Mike: I guess in the end we can all agree that Macs are totally gay :)
Alex: I worked on your dads Suburban, heard about your car
Alex: Fords are teh suxzor
Alex: Also, did you think of this comic during a meeting on campus about Ubuntu?
Mike: No, everyone's a Mac user in my lab. Mostly because the boss is a Mac user.