Alex: Ha! It's XKCD. Not as biting as I thought it would be though.
Mike: I decided to go less biting and more poop joke.
Michelle: Why "nerd-theater.com" instead of "nerdtheater.com"? We just printed t-shirts and magnets! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Mike: A sequence of unfortunate technical events has led to the move. We ask all readers to update their magnets, t-shirts, and tattoos.
Michelle: There is plenty of room (and by plenty, I mean a generous amount... and by generous amount, I mean you could add 523 hyphens and still have room to spare) to insert a hyphen on your buttcheek tattoo, so I suppose there is no need to panic.
Captain Hott: BURN!
Emmet: You mean I've been falsely advertising in my shirt, all over town? HOW DARE YOU, SIR
Mike: It's not like that, see! We're still buds, right?
Emmet: ...probationary buds, I suppose. But you watch your step!
Mike: I decided to go less biting and more poop joke.
Michelle: Why "nerd-theater.com" instead of "nerdtheater.com"? We just printed t-shirts and magnets! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Mike: A sequence of unfortunate technical events has led to the move. We ask all readers to update their magnets, t-shirts, and tattoos.
Michelle: There is plenty of room (and by plenty, I mean a generous amount... and by generous amount, I mean you could add 523 hyphens and still have room to spare) to insert a hyphen on your buttcheek tattoo, so I suppose there is no need to panic.
Captain Hott: BURN!
Emmet: You mean I've been falsely advertising in my shirt, all over town? HOW DARE YOU, SIR
Mike: It's not like that, see! We're still buds, right?
Emmet: ...probationary buds, I suppose. But you watch your step!