How about you and I intersect our disjoint parts for a union that will make all the difference?
In the future, a sex change will be like going to the dentist except they mangle your penis beyond recognition.
I know what you're thinking: what about the Women's restroom, wink wink. Nope, they're mostly just taking dumps in there. Deal.
I only support feeding old people to sharks if they tell stories that don't involve wizards.
The Wood Chipper Extreme (TM) can grind through nine lives in under 3.2 seconds!
Try not to groan when they ask if you're using microwave communications.
