Lost in Translation May 19, 2009

This is why we need to quit wasting our time with apes and teach dogs Sign Language. How are they gonna take over the world without thumbs?

Rattle Me This, Mr. Scientist May 16, 2009

The first time a blue screen has actually saved lives.

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These kinds of kids need an undo button.

This is also how fathers of the future will encourage their sons to go out and seek mates in an effort to keep their carpal tunnel under control.

If you can sit in the tub whilst looking at a Rubber Ducky and STILL contemplate suicide, it's time for you to go.

The Nerd Theater Aborted Pet Figurine Online Gift Shop will be opening as soon as Guatemala lifts the ban on inhumane working conditions.

There's room for one more if you can do the upside down Greenspan.