Is it wrong to stroke a dead iPod's click wheel? ...just for old time's sake?
DancinPete: Dear Mikey. Our thoughts and prayers are with you as you go through this difficult time.
Anonymous Asshole: speak for your self. MAN UP AND BUY A NEW DAMN IPOD MIKE!
DancinPete: Also, I feel the song from this montage would be perfect for this scenario: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CeHIntlls , minus the Spanish.
Anonymous Asshole: If it's not the Glee soundtrack or Celine Dion then Mike doesn't want to hear it.
Mike: Don't go, don't go, don't go... :'(
Dawg-in-law: Then the Droid, now the iPod.. Mike, you seriously need to lay off that Hannah Montana shit. It's all because of that, I tell you... repeatedly...
Anonymous Asshole: The thought of the clicks fading away just tugs at my heart strings.
Mike: I was gonna listen to some sad songs to mourn, but...
DancinPete: Mike can't go and replace Mini so easily. He won her for being a Super Nerd! Any other iPod will be like a dried husk of what was once true love.
Anonymous Asshole: Then sleep with Steve Jobs till he gives you a new iPod
Mike: Steve says he already pays me in angry sex.
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Anonymous Asshole: Of course Mini died. You buried her alive!
Mike: Do you not bury an old person once they start clicking?
Anonymous Asshole: speak for your self. MAN UP AND BUY A NEW DAMN IPOD MIKE!
DancinPete: Also, I feel the song from this montage would be perfect for this scenario: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CeHIntlls , minus the Spanish.
Anonymous Asshole: If it's not the Glee soundtrack or Celine Dion then Mike doesn't want to hear it.
Mike: Don't go, don't go, don't go... :'(
Dawg-in-law: Then the Droid, now the iPod.. Mike, you seriously need to lay off that Hannah Montana shit. It's all because of that, I tell you... repeatedly...
Anonymous Asshole: The thought of the clicks fading away just tugs at my heart strings.
Mike: I was gonna listen to some sad songs to mourn, but...
DancinPete: Mike can't go and replace Mini so easily. He won her for being a Super Nerd! Any other iPod will be like a dried husk of what was once true love.
Anonymous Asshole: Then sleep with Steve Jobs till he gives you a new iPod
Mike: Steve says he already pays me in angry sex.
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Anonymous Asshole: Of course Mini died. You buried her alive!
Mike: Do you not bury an old person once they start clicking?