Foreign Body

May 27, 2009   

You should see what they did to that Honey Nut Cheerios dude during the "killer bee" scare.


Eric: This is how Swine Flu *really* got its start in this gullible little world of ours.

Mike: I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am gay.

Sassy McGee: Wherre do you get this Shit?

Jinksy: The art is cooool!!!

The Real Mike: Alan wishes I was gay, so he'd have someone to go with him to his FOOTBALL PARTIES ON SATURDAY NIGHTS WITH THE GUYS.

Alan: Jinksy lies.

Alex: Wow, I missed some stuff during my sojourn.

Mike: You didn't miss much. Nerd Theater became a multi-million dollar success, but we lost it all in legal fees when Alan made racist comments against Whites during the press conference.

Michelle: The karaoke guy had it coming for singing that abortion of a song. He should have totally done Peaches' "F*** the Pain Away." Maybe the audience wouldn't have been as eager to paint the karaoke bar with his entrails, swine flu infested or not.

70's Dude: "Come on baby, can you do more than dance?" ROCK ON!!!!

Jinksy: Yeah but I was tryin to be nice and all. Now you've runined it.

Mike: @Jinksy: So the art's...NOT cooool? *sob*

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